[Witty and ironic opening line that mirrors the title]
[Statement of shock and astonishment]
[Recounting the moment when I learned of the election results]
[Confession that I too trusted Nate Silver way too much]
[Think about the children]
[Link to NPR program that satirically imagined a Trump presidency back in the spring]
[Look who is laughing now]
[Noting of the exit polls]
[Castigation of "the media" for over-hyping the "working class" narrative, pointing out that people making under $50,000 went for Clinton]
[Walking back previous statement since polling obviously sucks. Royally]
[Brexit: Should have seen it coming]
[Embed video from Idiocracy]
[Reference Sinclair Lewis's 1935 novel, It Can't Happen Here to demonstrate my fluency in relevant political literature]
[Avoid mentioning that I just learned about this novel because of a CBC podcast]
[Further avoid mentioning that all of my literary wisdom comes from podcasts]
[Bury those intellectual insecurities deep, deep down]
[Lament the evangelical and Catholic vote]
[Criticize the media a little more]
[Speculate about Bernie]
[Speculate about 2020]
[Dear God Mike Pence please be the voice of reason]
[Quote famous person who said something about unity and love, not division and hate]
[Something about running and how that brings people together]
[Witty and ironic closing sentence that manages to connect back to the opening sentence and title]
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